Monday, March 26, 2007

You ARE Being Watched


1 in every 5 of the 25 million cctv cameras in the world (that's 20%) is located in the United Kingdom. That's 5,000,000 cameras watching the citizens of this country. Or an average of 300 cameras a day trained on you in London on a typical outing.

Have a happy day out.

Friday, March 23, 2007

What You Would Hear If You Were Just About To Go Into Battle

Kuwaiti Desert

About 20 miles from Iraq

Wednesday 19 March 2003

800 men of the 1st Battalion of the Royal Irish Regiment, part of 16 Air Assault Brigade along with a company of Gurkhas and soldiers from Fiji, Antigua, St Vincent, South Africa, Australia and Canada have gathered on the eve of battle at their Fort Blair Mayne camp in the Kuwaiti desert about 20 miles from the Iraqi border.

An embedded reporter takes up the story. "It was just after a sandstorm and all the men were standing around their commanding officer, Col Tim Collins, in a U-shape in the middle of a very dusty courtyard. The CO had said to me, 'I'll have to say a few words to the men to explain to them why they should take their anthrax drugs and malaria pills, or they just won't bother'. A lot of the Irish Rangers are very young and he wanted to explain something of the history and culture of Iraq to them. They knew that the public at home had doubts about the rightness of the war and he wanted to reassure them and tell them why they were there. It just grew and grew into something magnificent - it made you realise the true meaning of the term 'rallying cry'. He delivered the speech completely off the cuff," she recalls.

Although no recording of the speech was ever made, the reporter knew shorthand and managed to capture every word.

This is what he said.



"We go to liberate, not to conquer. We will not fly our flags in their country. We are entering Iraq to free a people and the only flag which will be flown in that ancient land is their own. Show respect for them.

There are some who are alive at this moment who will not be alive shortly. Those who do not wish to go on that journey, we will not send. As for the others, I expect you to rock their world. Wipe them out if that is what they choose. But if you are ferocious in battle remember to be magnanimous in victory.

Iraq is steeped in history. It is the site of the Garden of Eden, of the Great Flood and the birthplace of Abraham. Tread lightly there. You will see things that no man could pay to see and you will have to go a long way to find a more decent, generous and upright people than the Iraqis. You will be embarrassed by their hospitality even though they have nothing. Don't treat them as refugees for they are in their own country. Their children will be poor, in years to come they will know that the light of liberation in their lives was brought by you.

If there are casualties of war then remember that when they woke up and got dressed in the morning they did not plan to die this day. Allow them dignity in death. Bury them properly and mark their graves. It is my foremost intention to bring every single one of you out alive. But there may be people among us who will not see the end of this campaign. We will put them in their sleeping bags and send them back. There will be no time for sorrow.

The enemy should be in no doubt that we are his nemesis and that we are bringing about his rightful destruction. There are many regional commanders who have stains on their souls and they are stoking the fires of hell for Saddam. He and his forces will be destroyed by this coalition for what they have done. As they die they will know their deeds have brought them to this place. Show them no pity.

It is a big step to take another human life. It is not to be done lightly. I know of men who have taken life needlessly in other conflicts. I can assure you they live with the mark of Cain upon them. If someone surrenders to you then remember they have that right in international law and ensure that one day they go home to their family. The ones who wish to fight, well, we aim to please.

If you harm the regiment or its history by over-enthusiasm in killing or in cowardice, know it is your family who will suffer. You will be shunned unless your conduct is of the highest. For your deeds will follow you down through history. We will bring shame on neither our uniform or our nation.

[As for Saddam's chemical and biological weapons] It is not a question of if, it's a question of when. We know he has already devolved the decision to lower commanders, and that means he has already taken the decision himself. If we survive the first strike we will survive the attack.

As for ourselves, let's bring everyone home and leave Iraq a better place for us having been there.

Our business now is north."

Thursday, March 22, 2007

One Of The Most Incredible Speeches Of The Twentieth Century

Want to hear what a prophetic, nation-changing, culture-shaping voice sounds like? Here it is.

Tony Royster - a bit older now

But They Didn't Say Anything About This In The Travel Agent's, Muriel, I'm Telling You...

Visit to Ms Poodle


Visit to Ms Poodle, originally uploaded by Linda6769.

This is my portion of beach!


ouch!, originally uploaded by takejiro.

...Thank you.

So We Designed The Pilot Out and We Just Use Computers Now...



Ooops... I'm sure it's just a minor bug. Back to the drawing board, Doofus.

Pachelbel As He Would Have Written It Today...

"Well, we would like Pachelbel's Canon but could you just sort of funk it up a little bit for us? I mean we don't want it too stately like..."

"You mean like this?"



"I just think you're showing off now."

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

You see... That's Just What Happens When You Haven't Been Practising Enough.

Shocking. If she spent half as much time practising as she did watching the Simpsons on TV and playing Nintendo she might eventually be able to play this piece a bit quicker and with a little more feeling. Woeful. Really woeful.

How On Earth Did They Get Hold of REAL Lightsabers?

If You Go Down in the Woods Today...

Be sure of a big surprise...

Thursday, March 08, 2007

You Go In The Ring

Wife - You know. The quote about the man in the ring.
Me - Which one is that?
Wife - Where you go in the ring. You might get bashed about a bit but at least you had a go.
Me - You mean, Teddy Roosevelt's Man in the Arena quote?
Wife - Yeah, that's the one.
Me - Well that's a pretty concise summary.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
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You might get bashed about a bit. But at least you had a go.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Kill it, Cook it, Eat it

...is a fascinating programme on BBC3 showing how animals are taken, slaughtered and butchered. It seems that all is done in a humane way although you could easily imagine that once the cameras are switched off they may not be so thorough in their treatment. But actually I found it very reassuring. Tonight it was time for the silence of the lambs. The presenter hasn't been great at asking enquiring questions and as such has been a little irritating. However, he almost completely redeemed himself when he sat down next to the lamb farmer, having tasted one part of the lamb's remains being offered to the audience and said to the farmer, "It seems as if people can't get enough of your testicles." Oh, how I laughed. The only trouble is I have hurt my back so I couldn't laugh in such a way as to move it, but that only seemed to make me laugh louder and longer.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

The Gospel of Childbirth

This really is a weird passage. Even in the CEV.
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'But women will be saved by having children, if they stay faithful, loving, holy, and modest.' 1 Tim 2:15. What? So women will receive eternal salvation by having children? Well that would be nonsense of course if that really was what Paul meant. But what it does suggest is that Paul is probably trying to counter a particular form of early heresy. And putting the jigsaw pieces together, it looks as if the false teaching was something to do with an unhealthy comparison between men and women, focussed on creation, i.e. 'Women good. Men bad. Look at Genesis'; and some sort of rejection of women having children connected with the curse of original sin.
But this is a troubling passage that has caused huge amounts of damage down through the ages with it's apparent prohibition of women teaching. I am not convinced that Paul is specifically forbidding women from teaching for all time and in every circumstance (or indeed from speaking as some incredibly fundamentalistic quarters maintain) for two reasons. Firstly there is talk of women leaders and teachers in other portions of scripture. Secondly there are hints aplenty in this passage of Paul wanting to address a specific heresy. One word frequently and traditionally translated as 'have authority over' in 2:12 actually has a much more defined specific meaning of 'usurping authority, seizing or taking over.' Again that fits with the strange pronouncements Paul is making at this point.
If it were the case that an outbreak of strident women were bursting on to the scene, taking over meetings and introducing a 'women are superior beings who must avoid being contaminated by bearing the offspring of men' teaching into the church then this little piece of Paul becomes much more understandable. Just a thought.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Timothy, You're Like a Son to Me

Timothy, because of our faith, you are like a son to me. 1 Tim 1:1
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From the CEV at least, it strikes me afresh that Paul's relationship with Timothy was like a father to a son. It's funny that the NIV's 'my true son in the faith' didn't evoke the same response in me although it is perhaps semantically stronger. However, neither version actually sticks to a word-for-word translation, which would be something like,
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'To Timothy, true child in faith'.
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Now the question is, where should the emphasis be put in that phrase? Should it be on 'true' - the genuineness of Timothy's birth into faith? Or should it be on 'child' - Timothy as a child or son or offspring? Or should it be on 'faith' - the faith into which Timothy has been born? Because wherever you think the emphasis should be will effect the translation you make.
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If it's on 'true' then you ramp up the volume on it by describing Timothy's birth into faith as being authentic, genuine, valid, true. Perhaps, 'To Timothy, a truly genuine child in the faith.'
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If it's on Timothy as a child, then child of whom? Child of faith or child of Paul's? If you opt for the latter and I guess the argument goes that this is a letter addressed to Timothy from Paul and is therefore setting out the basis of their relationship, then you ramp up this volume. There is no 'my', as has often been put in, to make effectively, 'true child of mine'. But if you are wanting to use this phrase in connection to Paul & Timothy then you might introduce a 'my' because it must surely have been on the tip of Paul's tongue, right? Thus, 'To Timothy, truly a son of mine in the faith.' Or 'Timothy, because of our faith, you are like a son to me.'
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If it's on faith then you might perhaps translate the 'in' as 'of '. Or you might understand the phrase to mean that Timothy is truly childlike in faith or that he is someone perhaps still young in faith but genuine in his pursuit of it. So something like, 'To Timothy, truly childlike when it comes to simple, sincere believing.'
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But what if you did come away from the CEV thinking that Paul had actually written the words to Timothy as they have translated it? It may well have been Paul's intention to say exactly that. At the very least, the CEV is shining a light on the phrase in just the right way to produce shadows of meaning in all those places. But significantly, Paul doesn't use the word 'son' here, which would have given a stronger sense of Timothy being an offspring of Paul's and he didn't use the word 'my' either.
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There are some who would be aghast that so much time is spent thinking through this one small phrase. But it actually would have real implications
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  • in terms of comparing & contrasting Timothy's ministry with Paul's apostolic calling
  • to see if there are significant similarities of commission
  • for an impartation of spiritual DNA in Timothy that comes from Paul.
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It also sends a powerful statement about the nature of the relationship between Paul and this young disciple. It sounds like a warm, rich & formative relationship. It also has implications in terms of how those in ministry might possibly be called to seek to mentor other leaders.
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Looking at the bigger picture, it is again an example of the extent to which the translating process is strongly interpretative. Even the order of the original words can sometimes provide the missing emphasis we are looking for here. It's a subtle thing.
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I have found in even the most enquiring of quarters a tendency in the translating process for people to want to come down strongly for one particular answer and in effect to shut down debate. I guess we're all paid in whatever field to give answers after all. But I think it would actually be more Jewish in style to leave the question open sometimes. To retain a little bit of the mystery in the text. To make you do the work. In this instance, to leave the reader with the job of having to decide for themselves how Paul is trying to address Timothy. And that's harder to do in a dynamic equivalence because the work is done for you and the original translation effectively masked from sight, and I guess, maybe it should be for the purposes of aiding the reader in interpretation. But the question begs itself. Can the CEV really lay claim to be a translation or is it just a very easy-to-read interpretation?
In a more formal translation the words should be left plain. Then coming to a translation would become a bit like going to look at a masterpiece in the National Gallery. The picture sits framed in simplicity against the wall with a light shining on it to illuminate the whole. First you sit on the bench provided and take it all in. Then you look at different bits of it. Then having soaked in it and studied it, you come to your own conclusions of what the painter is trying to achieve and you preserve an imprint of the whole in your memory.
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For what it's worth, I think the affirming warmth and tender affection of Paul towards Timothy seems most evident in the greeting to me. In that Paul doesn't use 'my son' but rather 'true child', I think he is wanting to affirm the genuine nature of Timothy's heritage of faith wherever it has originated. And I do think he probably meant 'son of mine' because it is a relational greeting though for all the reasons above I wouldn't presume to translate it that way myself because it's too prescriptive.
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Finally, it is always going to be very difficult to find Paul's meaning because he wraps up so many deep concepts in phrases such as 'in faith'. So we will always have to wrestle with Paul's words and pray that in the process the Holy Spirit will grant us revelation of the truths Paul is pointing to. And that's something that will always be worth spending time doing.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Backing Up


God's Fireworks, originally uploaded by Ms Ladyred.

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
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They moused... They faxed... They e-mailed... They e-mailed with attachments.. They downloaded... They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports... They created labels and cards... They created charts and graphs... They did some genealogy reports.. They did every job known to man... Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell.
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Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off!
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Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
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Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?" God just shrugged and said:
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"Jesus Saves!"

Initial Impression of Galatians

My initial impression of Galatians in the CEV is that it is indeed well written and easy to read. There are some undoubted losses in translation but one thing I did find pleasing is that the text felt really fresh to me, as if Paul's letter was speaking in a new way.
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I'm now going to move on into Paul's letter to Timothy, a letter written to a young apostle as opposed to a church and see what gems of thought I might uncover there too. It's good that the scriptures feel new all over again.

Friday, March 02, 2007

The Importance Of a Spirit Filled Life

In Gal 5:16-26 Paul concludes with the importance of a Spirit-lived life. Although he doesn't here mention being filled with or baptised in the Spirit, it is clear in the passage, and also from his alluding to Jesus' teaching on fruitfulness as a recognition of inner righteousness, that the Spirit-empowered life is absolutely essential to working out righteousness by faith.
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This is a challenge for preachers. Charismatics preach an experiential infilling of the Spirit; their expectation levels will be high and they tend to focus more on Spirit baptism with signs following but not so much on the ethical dimension. Non-charismatics tend to downplay the experiential often even discounting teaching on the Spirit. If there is talk of the role of the Spirit, it can be reduced to teaching on the effort of the believer to live right.
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Not so for Paul. He focuses squarely on the battle between the indwelling Spirit and sinful flesh. I find him very real here. Yes we have put to death the sinful nature on the cross; the back of sin has been broken. But yes there is also an ongoing battle between the flesh trying to resurrect itself until we are ultimately renewed. Pursuing the radical, indwelling & empowering life of the Spirit will bring incremental breakthroughs in the here and now.
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I am challenged to put the diamond back in the crown of Christian living and display it as it should be. The Spirit filled & empowered life is absolutely central to life lived as a Christian, in order for us to live in the reality of the justification by faith Christ has won for us at the cross. The Spirit filled life is not an optional extra for the happy-clappys. It doesn't mean extra effort to live right. It does mean a dynamic pursuit of Spirit-fellowship so that Christ and Christlikeness is formed in us.

He Has Lived Well


Pop up, originally uploaded by si3illa.

He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often & loved much; who has enjoyed the trust of pure women, the respect of intelligent men & the love of little children; who has filled his niche & accomplished his task; who has left the world better than he found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect poem or a rescued soul; who has never lacked appreciation of Earth's beauty or failed to express it; who has always looked for the best in others & given them the best he had; whose life was an inspiration; whose memory a benediction."

Bessie Anderson Stanley, 1904

Thursday, March 01, 2007

No Need to Spell

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.