NEVER Mess With The Granny

A classic YouTube clip

Originally uploaded by solea.

Preparing the voyage

Preparing the voyage, originally uploaded by Alexander De Block.

Cat Predicts Death

Astonishing.

Colors of the Mediterranean

Colors of the Mediterranean, originally uploaded by canbalci.

Mum, Can I Go Out And Play?

Dining in Dangerous Company

Sarkosy comes out of a meeting with the Russian President looking a little the worse for wear and appears to veer dangerously between hilarity and terror. The last European to have met with Ex-KGB officers in London met a horrible painful death by irradiated nuclear poison. The moral of the tale is, hold a knife to your throat before swallowing anything offered to you by a Russian in Government. I felt almost sorry for him, watching it. He claims not to be a drinker. From the looks of it, it seems true, because possibly having had just a little, he almost comes unstuck. Handles himself well, I think.

UPDATE: The official response was that the President of France was out of breath, having rushed to the Press Conference knowing he was running late from his lunch. The truth is too anodyne sometimes.

Favourite Chocolate Bars Ever

According to a recent poll, these are Britains favourite chocolates in this order...

10. Cadbury's Caramel
9. Crunchie
8. Toblerone
7. Flake
6. Kit-Kat
5. Snickers
4. Galaxy
3. Mars

2. Curly Wurly (!)

1. Dairy Milk

Where's the Twix bar? Less popular than Crunchies or Toblerone? It's a conspiracy!

Middlesborough Police's Finest Stand Around As A Burglary Takes Place Behind Them

Superintendent Steve Swales, a local police commander, said: "Middlesbrough has made great strides in terms of our professionalism and the service we provide to our community."

Yes, we can just see those strides in action.

Middlesborough Police are making an appeal for the return of their 'Image of Professionalism', last seen stolen in a cardboard box by students running down the road. Any (reliable) witnesses in the area at the time?

French Beatbox Championships 2006

How To Beatbox

Sit in your room and then wait for that special moment of Spontaneous BeatBox Combustion. You won't know what's come over you!

Beatboxing With The Flute

Michael Bublé - A Real Singer

That Monday Feeling

First Rule of Getting By In The Workplace is... Pick your fights carefully.

Is Simpsons Based On Real Life?

Can Putting Sunglasses On Get Any Cooler?

Men Should Reclaim Their Place

And so Sean Morey has composed a little ditty to make sure we know just who's boss round here. Thanks Sean. It's so nice to know you're not alone... My wife is sitting opposite me laughing like she's been found out...

http://www.seanmorey.com/

Very Professional Pilots In A Crisis

No embedding on this clip of an engine on a plane failing on take-off. Could have gone horribly wrong, even fatally, apparently. This happened just two weeks ago. Follow the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KhZwsYtNDE

I wonder if my fascination is a bit morbid but I love clips like this.

This Comedy Clip Feels Really Serious

This World Of Ours

Double world in a sphere, originally uploaded by Sunneschii.