Monday, March 26, 2007
You ARE Being Watched
Friday, March 23, 2007
What You Would Hear If You Were Just About To Go Into Battle
About 20 miles from Iraq
Wednesday 19 March 2003
800 men of the 1st Battalion of the Royal Irish Regiment, part of 16 Air Assault Brigade along with a company of Gurkhas and soldiers from Fiji, Antigua, St Vincent, South Africa, Australia and Canada have gathered on the eve of battle at their Fort Blair Mayne camp in the Kuwaiti desert about 20 miles from the Iraqi border.
An embedded reporter takes up the story. "It was just after a sandstorm and all the men were standing around their commanding officer, Col Tim Collins, in a U-shape in the middle of a very dusty courtyard. The CO had said to me, 'I'll have to say a few words to the men to explain to them why they should take their anthrax drugs and malaria pills, or they just won't bother'. A lot of the Irish Rangers are very young and he wanted to explain something of the history and culture of Iraq to them. They knew that the public at home had doubts about the rightness of the war and he wanted to reassure them and tell them why they were there. It just grew and grew into something magnificent - it made you realise the true meaning of the term 'rallying cry'. He delivered the speech completely off the cuff," she recalls.
Although no recording of the speech was ever made, the reporter knew shorthand and managed to capture every word.
This is what he said.
There are some who are alive at this moment who will not be alive shortly. Those who do not wish to go on that journey, we will not send. As for the others, I expect you to rock their world. Wipe them out if that is what they choose. But if you are ferocious in battle remember to be magnanimous in victory.
Iraq is steeped in history. It is the site of the Garden of Eden, of the Great Flood and the birthplace of Abraham. Tread lightly there. You will see things that no man could pay to see and you will have to go a long way to find a more decent, generous and upright people than the Iraqis. You will be embarrassed by their hospitality even though they have nothing. Don't treat them as refugees for they are in their own country. Their children will be poor, in years to come they will know that the light of liberation in their lives was brought by you.
If there are casualties of war then remember that when they woke up and got dressed in the morning they did not plan to die this day. Allow them dignity in death. Bury them properly and mark their graves. It is my foremost intention to bring every single one of you out alive. But there may be people among us who will not see the end of this campaign. We will put them in their sleeping bags and send them back. There will be no time for sorrow.
The enemy should be in no doubt that we are his nemesis and that we are bringing about his rightful destruction. There are many regional commanders who have stains on their souls and they are stoking the fires of hell for Saddam. He and his forces will be destroyed by this coalition for what they have done. As they die they will know their deeds have brought them to this place. Show them no pity.
It is a big step to take another human life. It is not to be done lightly. I know of men who have taken life needlessly in other conflicts. I can assure you they live with the mark of Cain upon them. If someone surrenders to you then remember they have that right in international law and ensure that one day they go home to their family. The ones who wish to fight, well, we aim to please.
If you harm the regiment or its history by over-enthusiasm in killing or in cowardice, know it is your family who will suffer. You will be shunned unless your conduct is of the highest. For your deeds will follow you down through history. We will bring shame on neither our uniform or our nation.
[As for Saddam's chemical and biological weapons] It is not a question of if, it's a question of when. We know he has already devolved the decision to lower commanders, and that means he has already taken the decision himself. If we survive the first strike we will survive the attack.
As for ourselves, let's bring everyone home and leave Iraq a better place for us having been there.
Our business now is north."
Thursday, March 22, 2007
One Of The Most Incredible Speeches Of The Twentieth Century
So We Designed The Pilot Out and We Just Use Computers Now...
Ooops... I'm sure it's just a minor bug. Back to the drawing board, Doofus.
Pachelbel As He Would Have Written It Today...
"You mean like this?"
"I just think you're showing off now."
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
You see... That's Just What Happens When You Haven't Been Practising Enough.
Shocking. If she spent half as much time practising as she did watching the Simpsons on TV and playing Nintendo she might eventually be able to play this piece a bit quicker and with a little more feeling. Woeful. Really woeful.
Thursday, March 08, 2007
You Go In The Ring
Me - Which one is that?
Wife - Where you go in the ring. You might get bashed about a bit but at least you had a go.
Me - You mean, Teddy Roosevelt's Man in the Arena quote?
Wife - Yeah, that's the one.
Me - Well that's a pretty concise summary.
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Kill it, Cook it, Eat it
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
The Gospel of Childbirth
Monday, March 05, 2007
Timothy, You're Like a Son to Me
- in terms of comparing & contrasting Timothy's ministry with Paul's apostolic calling
- to see if there are significant similarities of commission
- for an impartation of spiritual DNA in Timothy that comes from Paul.
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Backing Up
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
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They moused... They faxed... They e-mailed... They e-mailed with attachments.. They downloaded... They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports... They created labels and cards... They created charts and graphs... They did some genealogy reports.. They did every job known to man... Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell.
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Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off!
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Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
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Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?" God just shrugged and said:
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"Jesus Saves!"
Initial Impression of Galatians
Friday, March 02, 2007
The Importance Of a Spirit Filled Life
This is a challenge for preachers. Charismatics preach an experiential infilling of the Spirit; their expectation levels will be high and they tend to focus more on Spirit baptism with signs following but not so much on the ethical dimension. Non-charismatics tend to downplay the experiential often even discounting teaching on the Spirit. If there is talk of the role of the Spirit, it can be reduced to teaching on the effort of the believer to live right.
Not so for Paul. He focuses squarely on the battle between the indwelling Spirit and sinful flesh. I find him very real here. Yes we have put to death the sinful nature on the cross; the back of sin has been broken. But yes there is also an ongoing battle between the flesh trying to resurrect itself until we are ultimately renewed. Pursuing the radical, indwelling & empowering life of the Spirit will bring incremental breakthroughs in the here and now.
I am challenged to put the diamond back in the crown of Christian living and display it as it should be. The Spirit filled & empowered life is absolutely central to life lived as a Christian, in order for us to live in the reality of the justification by faith Christ has won for us at the cross. The Spirit filled life is not an optional extra for the happy-clappys. It doesn't mean extra effort to live right. It does mean a dynamic pursuit of Spirit-fellowship so that Christ and Christlikeness is formed in us.
He Has Lived Well
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often & loved much; who has enjoyed the trust of pure women, the respect of intelligent men & the love of little children; who has filled his niche & accomplished his task; who has left the world better than he found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect poem or a rescued soul; who has never lacked appreciation of Earth's beauty or failed to express it; who has always looked for the best in others & given them the best he had; whose life was an inspiration; whose memory a benediction."
Bessie Anderson Stanley, 1904